I'm interrupting this dormant dog-blog to write about my entry into the world of children's literature - there will still be the occasional mention of my erstwhile doggie companion who is still a pup in spirit, if not in size.

1 Apr 2012

Another guest post from D1


 How to teach your dog to fly
by D1
 
 Tie a giant bone to a light hanging 5 metres above the ground.

1.       Fetch your T.V remote.
2.      Get your dog and put it on a bookshelf 8 metres above the ground. (Make sure your dog is on a lead).
3.     Press fast forward on your remote control.
4.     Unclip your dog’s leash and command “fly”.
5.      Your dog will have flown to the bone and be clinging on to it by its teeth.
6.     Your T.V will be going at top speed.