How
to teach your dog to fly
by
D1
Tie a giant bone to a light hanging 5 metres
above the ground.
1. Fetch your T.V remote.
2. Get your dog and put it on a bookshelf
8 metres above the ground. (Make sure your dog is on a lead).
3. Press fast forward on your remote
control.
4. Unclip your dog’s leash and command “fly”.
5. Your dog will have flown to the bone and
be clinging on to it by its teeth.
6. Your T.V will be going at top speed.
